The way we make waffles is pretty simple. We start by procuring generic homemade waffle batter. That's the easy part.
The hard part is procuring the moderator to mix in with the batter. That's actually not too hard once you get the hang of it.
In order to get the moderator, you have to lure them to your kitchen. That's simple; we just request a special level to the moderator. Once the moderator plays the level, a special device utitlizes the moderator's device to send the moderator to my kitchen in no time!
Once the moderator is in our kitchen, we just throw them in a blender and blend for a few minutes.
Before you ask, "Isn't this like super illegal?", don't worry. The level that we request says in the description that if a moderator plays the level, they are hereby consenting to be baked into delicious waffles, and that description is legally binding.
Once the blending is done, we mix the generic waffle batter and moderator at about a 1:1 ratio of moderator to waffle batter as this produces the strongest flavor without the waffle falling apart.
We then mix that with whatever fillings you order along with food dye of whatever color you order.
Then, we put the final waffle mix in a waffle iron for about two and a half minutes.
Once that time has elapsed, we just adjust the flavor to your liking, add whatever toppings you order, and then you can enjoy some Moderator Waffles!