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The Turnip is a satire news site made by our glorious overlord BombCraft, who decided on October 15, 2023 to make a parody of The Onion.
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WARNING: Some stories contain sensitive topics, usually the death of other people. Read those stories at your own risk.
DISCLAIMER: This is a satire news website. Any unintentional resemblance to actual events or real people, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
5 articles have been made so far
List of The Turnip articles
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Florida Man Finds Rito Fossil, Uses it to Kill Neighbor (October 15, 2023)
Geometry Dash developer Robert Topala leaks plans to release major update in November, one month later than anticipated (October 16, 2023)
Newswriters for The Onion Quit En Masse Following the Launch of The Turnip (October 19, 2023)
Ohio boy murders classmate over Skibidi Toilet (October 23, 2023)
Florida man in shock as all of his positions are replaced with exact replicas (December 11, 2023)