The Oshawott Times is a series of news articles that usually have nothing to do with our company, and are just made by our CEO BombCraft for fun because he has no life. The Oshawott Times have been running since October 9, 2023. Articles here are usually posted to BombCraft's chess.com blog, but they won't be if they are inappropriate. A total of three news articles have been made so far, and the newest article can be found here. Okay I have been slacking off on the news thing. I've been more busy with The Turnip. I need to get more newswriters... maybe BCMGF1137 could do newswriting.