50WTEH VOLATILITY 222-250 IS DONE
Posted August 4, 2024 by BombCraft
I FINALLY FINISHED 50WTEH: VOLATILITY!
I got this idea randomly
Posted June 4, 2024 by BombCraft
So you know that GD level BCMGF1137BANGSCORKIE that I released back in April 2023? I just got the best idea! BCMGF1137MUKBANGSCORKIE! (don't worry, it's not sex, it's just eating)
Vote for who is worst in bed!
Posted June 1, 2024 by BombCraft
Your options: -Blue -Stolas -Uzi Doorman -RobTop -PETA grunt Anina -G -Tulin -1234567890_owot (I'm voting for Stolas, and btw voting ends on July 1 at 12:30 AM EDT) Oh and happy birthday Daily271
We have a fandom wiki! Except it sucks ass!
Posted May 25, 2024 by BombCraft
So yeah uhh jackandcreeper made an h fandom wiki but then everyone else found it. Do not trust the H wiki, it is full of bullshit information heavily biased against me. I do not deserve any of the hate on this wiki, I'm just an innocent 14 year old boy trying to get creator points in Geometry Dash. I am not the next Hitler or whatever bullshit you're spewing, now let me get creator points in peace without any bullshit info! Also, it just proves how fucking hypocritical they all are. They said that banned h makers aren't allowed to do shit on that wiki, but yet they... made hexagon an admin. I might make a fandom account soon and debunk all their bullshit.
... and yet you have the AUDACITY to call ME delusional!
Posted May 19, 2024 by BombCraft
Hexagon recently edited his version of this site stating that his ban was a joke, changing the reason to ""Doxxing dElUsIoNaL"... apparently... even when the contents originated in a post from 17-20 October, 2023." No. Hexagon was ACTUALLY banned because in January, he posted to his chess.com blog something along the lines of: "I KNOW BOMBCRAFTS IP THEY ARE [my home ip] AND [my school ip] NO I DIDNT DOXX HIM HE DOXXED HIMSELF (AND BCMGF1150)" which led to him getting banned from chess.com as well. He also posted a complete bullshit announcement saying "I'm focusing on 50W2EH -Volatility- 214+215 (remember, Awesome119 replaced 209, 211, and 212, and I already replaced 220) right now" (even though the only actually canon replaced part is 209 and 220 can be interpreted as a LITERAL FUCKING DEATH THREAT). He also claimed I was harassing him, which is most likely based on when I called him a male karen, which was A FUCKING YEAR AGO and I'M FUCKING SORRY FOR IT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. He's called me many worse things, such as a zombie (as in zombcraft), a brat, a clown, and dElUsIoNaL (no i'm not lmao you are). And you can't ban calling me by my ACTUAL FUCKING USERNAME because that's NOT HOW THIS FUCKING WORKS. So shut the fuck up! Also, I'm reserving 221, 222, 223, 224, 225, 226, 227, 228, 229, 230, 231, 232, 233, 234, 235, 236, 237, 238, 239, 240, 241, 242, 243, 244, 245, 246, 247, 248, 249, and 250 because this collab is more dead than Michigun.
what
Posted May 7, 2024 by BombCraft
Apparently there's a github user named ZombCraft who joined in 2019? WHAT? WHAT THE FU-?
2 years on GD!!!
Posted Mar 24, 2024 by BombCraft
3/24/2022-3/24/2024
12 year old with the maturity of a 10 year old claims to be more mature than 13 year old with the maturity of a 15 year old (real)
Posted Mar 12, 2024 by BombCraft
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never mind
Posted Feb 19, 2024 by BombCraft
jackandcreeper faked his death
YOOOOOOOOO
Posted Feb 18, 2024 by BombCraft
TIDAL WAVE GOT RATED LEZZZZZ GOOOOOOOOOOO
i have no idea what the fuck to say here because im afraid ill be offensive if i say anything
Posted Feb 17, 2024 by BombCraft
jackandcreeper... is no longer here. he died. while im not actually crying irl rn, im sad as shit that he died. he was only like 10 or 11. if god exists, he is a fucking asshole. why should anyone die that young? fuck it, even my god damn parents are too young to die. This was his final H... Source (always cite your sources, no matter how sad the occasion is): https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/967603654
why did bcmgf name an element after a 36 year old owl that sucks in bed
Posted Feb 15, 2024 by BombCraft
i was looking at hexagon's site and i found something funny lol
Posted Feb 9, 2024 by BombCraft
So I was looking at Hexagon's site, specifically the H Times article for October 8, 2023 (which is erroneously named "080823" in the files, which correspends to August 8, 2023), and I found this: "or how he was banned June 12th (which was impossible to know because as far as they knew, he could of[sic] been inable[sic] to use his chromebook at school and then had homework to do)". Hexagon was trying to say that it is impossible to know whether I was banned June 12th or June 13th, as I could've had school June 12th and was unable to announce my ban until the following day (I think), and I have no hard feelings, but I find it funny because not only was June 6th my last day of school, I was also on vacation in the Dominican Republic from June 10th-17th!
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Posted Feb 7, 2024 by BombCraft
Blue just permanently banned Hexagon. I'm going to make a page showcasing my opinion on this very soon. 
Happy 5th anniversary to HTS!
Posted Feb 6, 2024 by BombCraft
As of today, February 6, 2024, H: The Series is officially 5 now! It was made on February 6, 2019. Today is also my other cousin's 30th birthday but nobody cares.
Happy 17th birthday to BCMGF1137!
Posted Feb 2, 2024 by BombCraft
As of today, February 2, 2024, BCMGF1137 is officially 17 now! He was born on February 2, 2007. His birthday project can be found here. Today is also my cousin's 31st birthday but nobody cares.
marijuana
Posted Jan 31, 2024 by BombCraft
The main reason I was mad about Hexagon adding an IP grabber to his website is because I do not trust him with people's IPs; he posted my IP to chess.com three and a half weeks ago and got banned, I shudder when thinking of what he could do with the IPs of everyone who visits the site...
im fucking bored but i have to announce this, hexagon's banned now lol
Posted Jan 18, 2024 by BombCraft
i heard from the grapevine that quickcoderlongjumper got banned and hexagon is ip banned now, rip
Happy Birthday Epicguy59!
Posted Jan 17, 2024 by BombCraft
I can't remember your exact birthday, but I think it's January 17th, which is today! (It's somewhere around today if I am wrong) Happy 11th birthday!
i swing my banhammer
Posted Jan 9, 2024 by BombCraft
Yesterday, Hexagon posted my IP address to his chess.com blog, which I do not allow. He claims I doxxed myself, but I didn't because he only knows my IP due to two sites, one of which is closed and the other is never used. Today, chess.com mods banned him because you can't doxx people. IMO he only should've been muted, and I would also only demote him to curator instead of banning him because I have empathy and know how much he loves H. I think I also should be unbanned, as Blue's doxxing was an honest mistake (compared to my doxxing which clearly wasn't), but that's a different story.
Replit fucking killed repl.co
Posted Jan 8, 2024 by Hexagon
Replit decided to straight up kill repl.co domains, which is a fucking bad idea. They warned me! Yet I forgot. So I was forced to move this and IUG and that unnamed platformer over to GitHub so they could still exist! I might just delete my Replit account soon!
HOLY MOTHER OF SATAN, 2.2 IS OUT!!!!!!!!
Posted Dec 20, 2023 by BombCraft
Last night, at around 8:30 PM EST, RobTop released update 2.2 in Geometry Dash! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! Too bad I have to wait until 3:00 to play it, but that's only six hours away. Just have to make it through seven more hellish school periods...
Someone made false claims that I am a zoophile. WTF
Posted Dec 12, 2023 by BombCraft
So, back in August, a notable troll known as "Xumi Chess" on chess.com who had been trolling me since July and had told me to kill myself five times accused me of terrible things. He pretended to be a girl (No, I am not transphobic. He identifies as a man) and actually knows he is bad, based on his claims that I am Xumi Chess. He has impersonated me on chess.com and YouTube (I don't have a YouTube channel as of 12/12/2023) to spread false rumors that I send people bestiality and, and I quote, "fuck my dog" (I don't have a dog). He, an avid racist based on when he called an Indian chess player a "call center scammer" and called a 12-year-old Indian girl who lives in the US a "perfect ad for contraception", also photoshopped one of my comments to make it look like I own child porn. I AM 13 YEARS OLD, FOR SATAN'S SAKE!!! This was back in August, and it culminated on August 27, 2023, when he uploaded this fake exposal video, which took about fifteen seconds for me to prove false. Xumi then underwent a period of not trolling as much on chess.com, but has recently started to come back to trolling, as he reuploaded the fake exposal video and made a part 2, where he reported me, an innocent 13-year old. He used an account called "Please_Stop_Trolling" and recently made a new account with the disgusting name "CheeSyclit_The_WGM", where he made more completely bullsh*t accusations of me being a zoophile.
AUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH I HATE SCHOOL UYDUIGISLUFCSTGIDULVGHKDJHEBVJCKYGDY
Posted Dec 1, 2023 by BombCraft
I got sent to Whamhalla (where you go if you get Whammed during Whamageddon) by my seventh period English teacher! AUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE MIDDLE SCHOOL UIDGYFUODGIUDGFYDOUYFDYUOFDYDOYFDOUDYFDDYU
Update 12/12/2023: I have been whammed FOUR TIMES ALREADY!!!
Update 12/20/2023: 13 whams. Ugh (though I do like the song, which just makes Whamageddon even worse...)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted Sept 15, 2023 by 30IS
OH NO... 30ISTSCHANNEL, 30IHMAGAIN, 30IMAPCLOSES, AND 30IUCRISES GOT BLOCKED... GO TO QUICKCODERLONGJUMPER FOR THE TIME BEING.
The H Times is back!
Posted June 19, 2023 by 30IS
Phew! It sure has been a long time since we last had one of these! But their now back, right here! The original edition has also been transcribed and put into website form here.
HTS: The Website is up!!!!!!
Posted June 9, 2023 by 30IS
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