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Happy 18th birthday to BCMGF1137!

Posted Feb 2, 2025 by BombCraft

As of today, February 2, 2025, BCMGF1137 is officially 18 now! How is he already an adult? He was born on February 2, 2007. Today is also my cousin's 32nd birthday but nobody cares.

so it's not 1984 after all

Posted August 21, 2024 by BombCraft

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY I WAS BANNED FROM GD ROBTOP THOUGHT I WAS A BOT AND RESET MY PASSWORD THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME I THOUGHT MY ACC WAS DISABLED BUT IT'S NOT I CAN LITERALLY JUST GET MYSELF UNBANNED WITH FORGOR PASSWORD

50WTEH VOLATILITY 222-250 IS DONE

Posted August 4, 2024 by BombCraft

I FINALLY FINISHED 50WTEH: VOLATILITY!

2 years on GD!!!

Posted Mar 24, 2024 by BombCraft

3/24/2022-3/24/2024

never mind

Posted Feb 19, 2024 by BombCraft

jackandcreeper faked his death

YOOOOOOOOO

Posted Feb 18, 2024 by BombCraft

TIDAL WAVE GOT RATED LEZZZZZ GOOOOOOOOOOO

i have no idea what the fuck to say here because im afraid ill be offensive if i say anything

Posted Feb 17, 2024 by BombCraft

jackandcreeper... is no longer here. he died. while im not actually crying irl rn, im sad as shit that he died. he was only like 10 or 11. if god exists, he is a fucking asshole. why should anyone die that young? fuck it, even my god damn parents are too young to die. This was his final H... Source (always cite your sources, no matter how sad the occasion is): https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/967603654

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Posted Feb 7, 2024 by BombCraft

Blue just permanently banned Hexagon. I'm going to make a page showcasing my opinion on this very soon. (edit 2/2/2025: i did not make such page)

Happy 5th anniversary to HTS!

Posted Feb 6, 2024 by BombCraft

As of today, February 6, 2024, H: The Series is officially 5 now! It was made on February 6, 2019. Today is also my other cousin's 30th birthday but nobody cares.

Happy 17th birthday to BCMGF1137!

Posted Feb 2, 2024 by BombCraft

As of today, February 2, 2024, BCMGF1137 is officially 17 now! He was born on February 2, 2007. His birthday project can be found here. Today is also my cousin's 31st birthday but nobody cares.

marijuana

Posted Jan 31, 2024 by BombCraft

The main reason I was mad about Hexagon adding an IP grabber to his website is because I do not trust him with people's IPs; he posted my IP to chess.com three and a half weeks ago and got banned, I shudder when thinking of what he could do with the IPs of everyone who visits the site...

im fucking bored but i have to announce this, hexagon's banned now

Posted Jan 18, 2024 by BombCraft

i heard from the grapevine that quickcoderlongjumper got banned and hexagon is ip banned now, rip

Happy Birthday Epicguy59!

Posted Jan 17, 2024 by BombCraft

I can't remember your exact birthday, but I think it's January 17th, which is today! (It's somewhere around today if I am wrong) Happy 11th birthday!

i swing my banhammer

Posted Jan 9, 2024 by BombCraft

Yesterday, Hexagon posted my IP address to his chess.com blog, which I do not allow. He claims I doxxed myself, but I didn't because he only knows my IP due to two sites, one of which is closed and the other is never used. Today, chess.com mods banned him because you can't doxx people. IMO he only should've been muted, and I would also only demote him to curator instead of banning him because I have empathy and know how much he loves H. I think I also should be unbanned, as Blue's doxxing was an honest mistake (compared to my doxxing which clearly wasn't), but that's a different story.

Replit fucking killed repl.co

Posted Jan 8, 2024 by Hexagon

Replit decided to straight up kill repl.co domains, which is a fucking bad idea. They warned me! Yet I forgot. So I was forced to move this and IUG and that unnamed platformer over to GitHub so they could still exist! I might just delete my Replit account soon!

HOLY MOTHER OF SATAN, 2.2 IS OUT!!!!!!!!

Posted Dec 20, 2023 by BombCraft

Last night, at around 8:30 PM EST, RobTop released update 2.2 in Geometry Dash! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! Too bad I have to wait until 3:00 to play it, but that's only six hours away. Just have to make it through seven more hellish school periods...

AUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH I HATE SCHOOL UYDUIGISLUFCSTGIDULVGHKDJHEBVJCKYGDY

Posted Dec 1, 2023 by BombCraft

I got sent to Whamhalla (where you go if you get Whammed during Whamageddon) by my seventh period English teacher! AUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE MIDDLE SCHOOL UIDGYFUODGIUDGFYDOUYFDYUOFDYDOYFDOUDYFDDYU

Update 12/12/2023: I have been whammed FOUR TIMES ALREADY!!! Update 12/20/2023: 13 whams. Ugh (though I do like the song, which just makes Whamageddon even worse...)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted Sept 15, 2023 by 30IS

OH NO... 30ISTSCHANNEL, 30IHMAGAIN, 30IMAPCLOSES, AND 30IUCRISES GOT BLOCKED... GO TO QUICKCODERLONGJUMPER FOR THE TIME BEING.

The H Times is back!

Posted June 19, 2023 by 30IS

Phew! It sure has been a long time since we last had one of these! But their [sic] now back, right here! The original edition has also been transcribed and put into website form here.

HTS: The Website is up!!!!!!

Posted June 9, 2023 by 30IS

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